i'm in a new club, by the way. And I don't know if you're first timers like I am, but I'm in the 'I Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' club. have you done that? yeah, good times. i'm on the phone and I forget that I'm using shoulder technique. urinals were taken so i went in to use the regular john. and as i'm standing there, mid-conversation, I'm like 'Are you serious?' and it just started to toboggan right down my powerful chest.