iliza shlesinger: season change

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iliza shlesinger: season change

2010-04-10 00:00
i was in new york last christmas, it's snowing, there's a guy in a t-shirt. i'm like, 'dude, aren't you cold?' 'No, I'm from new york, i don't get cold.' just 'cause you're from a cold place doesn't mean you're genetically predisposed to not feeling cold. you're not a penguin. I was like, 'in fact sir, you're Puerto Rican, so if anything, you should be more cold.'