what i love about cosmo is it is this magazine that is pretending to be your best friend. but cosmo hates you so much; cosmo just wants to undermine you, and make you insecure. like, two real stories from the cover of cosmo recently, one of them was how to drive a man wild in under 60 seconds. i'm just like, when would I ever need to do that? When would I ever be in that kind of a rush? Am I at a tollbooth?