i was walking back through this mall in january; there was a girl in front of victoria's Secret who stopped me. She was like, 'hey, how's it going?' i was like, 'Good, how are you?' she goes, 'Well, I'm curious, are you shopping for a wife or girlfriend today?' I was like, 'no, why?' She goes, 'well, we're having this after-Christmas sale, and all our bras are 50% off.' and i go, 'I like when your bras are 100% off.'